Sunday, November 4, 2012

From fire into the frying pan


Switching on an Indian news channels is like watching daily soaps on Star Plus.

The only difference is that the mud-slinging, the telling taunts and the vicious jibes are for real. The froth of deception is so deceitful; you might lose all appetite for dinner.

Then there is the weekly trailer when Mr. Kejriwal comes on with his fresh dossiers of whodunnits. The complex plots and sub-plots unfold as he and Bhushanji go about unveiling the latest Ravanas in our midst and their “Kaala Kartuts” supported ably nowadays with some real-life disshum-disshum.

This is followed by the Anirban Roy, the bespectacled media Robinhood who holds his well coordinated durbar spectacularly every night at 9 pm. On his panel, the daily stars of Congress and the BJP who only make sense to each other. They collude and accuse the media, the Kejriwals and rest of 1.2 billion people that they have no right to be poking their noses in the workings of the parliament.

We the complying idiots soak this all in day after day, to the point that we start believing their lies. It is true; we the people have no say in whatever happens in the Parliament.

But then every five years we are called upon to vote. Why?

In the end, the black ink mark on the voting finger is nothing but a metaphor for burning our fingers. Voting for Congress or BJP is as good as jumping from fire into the frying pan.

So what now Mr. Kejriwal?